Earlier today, I realized what was missing from my life. Sex. I had no idea. I always thought it was love, or intimacy, or something like that, but turns out it's just sex. Unadulterated sex. You think I'm joking, but it's true.
Everything I need is in my possession. I have an amazing circle of friends I can share anything with, I have a job that is fulfilling, I have an amazing family, a dog that's obsessed with me, a decent car, a great movie and music collection, I'm not fat, I'm not stupid, I have a macbook of course, and I have a roof over my head that is in walking distance to every place I want to go. So what's left?
Sex
The end.
Safe Bet at Daytrotter Studios Aug 22, 2018
6 years ago
1 comment:
nice.
and my word verification is human, I think that's special.
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